-INS- Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 yup $50.00 a shot ladies ;) edit: this is bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenous megin-sane Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 oh em gee, what a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruettiger Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 How did you edit it without it showing that you did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Methinks he faked it. Edit: He's a witch for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 maybe he saw other people writing edit in their posts so he did it too. i would like to buy your sex and then i will give it to a homeless person for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheon Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Can I trade you sex for...sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenous megin-sane Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 it's more like "note:this is bullshit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanathon Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Only $50 huh? I'm sorry to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manfromharoldwood Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 borntohula said: maybe he saw other people writing edit in their posts so he did it too. this is the most plausible theory, i think. haha. adam, ur ghey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 i should start going to messageboards trying to sell my sex to strangers. i think mr. -INS- has started something here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritzup Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Fuck this. For the next 3 days only, I'm offering my sex for 3 easy payments of $29.99!! That's 40% off the retail price. BUT WAIT!! For you, my favorite customers, act now and I will throw in dinner and a movie absolutely free!! Thats right, my sex with dinner and a movie for only 3 easy payments of $29.99. And if you order in the next 24 hours, I'll even throw in a free back/foot massage. That's a $49.99 value ABSOLUTELY FREE!! But hurry, quantites are limited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenous megin-sane Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 WHO DO I SEND THE MONEY TO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritzup Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Just PM me with your credit card number and measurements and I'll give you all the details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josiegross Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Spritzup said: Fuck this. For the next 3 days only, I'm offering my sex for 3 easy payments of $29.99!! That's 40% off the retail price. BUT WAIT!! For you, my favorite customers, act now and I will throw in dinner and a movie absolutely free!! Thats right, my sex with dinner and a movie for only 3 easy payments of $29.99. And if you order in the next 24 hours, I'll even throw in a free back/foot massage. That's a $49.99 value ABSOLUTELY FREE!! But hurry, quantites are limited. is it back AND foot massage? or is it one or the other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecnarf Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I'll call Spritzup's wager and raise him a larger penis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritzup Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 josiegross said: is it back AND foot massage? or is it one or the other? And Adam, it's not a wager, it's the deal of the lifetime!! But hurry, supplies are limited. For you, my dearest customer, I can make it a foot and back massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josiegross Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 hmmm. it's not for me. but what do you buy for christmas for the brother who has everything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manfromharoldwood Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 josiegross said: hmmm. it's not for me. but what do you buy for christmas for the brother who has everything? depends. is he hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixie-elf Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 josiegross said: hmmm. it's not for me. but what do you buy for christmas for the brother who has everything? You buy him a hooker, of course. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoObviouso Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 josiegross said: hmmm. it's not for me. but what do you buy for christmas for the brother who has everything? that was fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doormat Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Spritz, does free syphilis come with it? Because it isn't worth it without free syphiliis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritzup Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 I'll throw in the disease of your choice. WHAT A DEAL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garsk Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 i do miss having crabs, and with your offer Spritzup i can have it all. but! i dont want it $49.99. i want it for $45.99! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-INS- Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 i rake in 30% from all your inventory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
