Laughness

[Doormat]

k accidental double post so...ill fill it with some more quotes

 

Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, "within reason." When I asked her what she meant by "within reason," she said, "You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man."

 

One year Dad decided he was going to take us on a "surprise vacation." We wouldn't know where we were going until we got there. We were all real excited when we piled into the station wagon early one morning. We went about five blocks, then we got in an accident at a four-way stop.

I guess it was a pretty good surprise, but why did we need all that camping gear?

 

I used to think Mom's biscuits were special, because she said she put a secret ingredient in them. Years later I asked her what the secret ingredient was, and she said it was "love." Right then I felt like the biggest sucker in the world.

Edited January 18, 2006 by Doormat

[ecnarf]

No problem about the NF's. I have enough as it is.

[Ruettiger]

Being that I'm a pirate, give me all yer NF money, yar!