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RicardoObviouso

RicardoObviouso

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i have a friendish type from oshawa. he moved here a few years ago. total creep. hes a pastors kid and he goes through the motions of being an upstanding christian, but then begs me to cheat on my boyfriend while he cheats on his girlfriend, who is a very close friend. eck. anyways..

one thing i'll never do is beg... because even if you do end up getting it in the end... you stil had to beg for it. that being said, one time i was talking to my girlfriend's best friend and i talked her into having a threesome with us. she agreed, and even tried to initiate it the next night we were together, but it all ended when my girlfriend got all offended and accused her of trying to steal me and betray her.

his begging was really annoying. he would give me all these sexual compliments and at first i was trying to be nice and i was like.. thanks. maybe if one day we're both single, we can hook up. but then eventually i was just like.. just stop asking me, i don't plan to be single ever again.

the "as a matter of fact, after i break up with him, i'm either going to be a nun or a serious lesbian" works, as well.

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ecnarf

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pharmasave.

Isn't it prescription-only, though?

 

EDIT: You bastard, it's not Tylenol 3, but Tylenol 1, 222, and their in-store generic brand. At least as far as I can tell. I'm pretty sure I had a prescription for my post-op painkillers.

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Stryfe

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It turns out I may not be going to prom after all.

 

The girl who asked me out to prom has now decided to bring a guest, which has bounced me from the table.

 

God fucking damn.

we can go to the church of scientology that day:)

I actually want to do that to see just how fucked up it is. Religious propaganda is really funny sometimes. We can battle the evil emperor Xenu together!

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RicardoObviouso

RicardoObviouso

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pharmasave.

Isn't it prescription-only, though?

 

EDIT: You bastard, it's not Tylenol 3, but Tylenol 1, 222, and their in-store generic brand. At least as far as I can tell. I'm pretty sure I had a prescription for my post-op painkillers.

upon closer look, its not tylenol 3, its heroin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and pharmasave? yeah, i meant main and hastings.

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ecnarf

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he has.

infact, we were talking when he got them removed.

 

and he asked me to run away with him and move to greece where we'd get married and join the mofia.

remember that, adam?

 

since apparently i'm talking for him now... yes, he does remember it.

I don't remember it, but that sounds like a pretty cool plan.

 

I actually remember waking up and be being all shaky and you were worried about me.

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