Dreams

[Guest jsunC]

what kind of "shot"

[Ruettiger]

Shot with a revolver.

[Jarrod]

I've never had a wet dream... is that weird? Or am I just cool enough that I never spunked in my bed?

 

Anyway, what is a lucid dream?

 

My dreams are really wild when I take a sleeping pill... It is awesome sometimes except when I dream about spiders... fucking spiders.

[Shiri]

Lucid dreams... That reminds me of Vanilla Sky.

[Prometheon]

Ever since I started eating cottage cheese before bed I've been having some fucked up dreams. I don't remember most of them, but the other night I dreamed that I had a girl over in my room, and we were messing around, but I couldn't concentrate cuz my iTunes (set to random) KEPT PLAYING QUEEN. It went through like every Queen song I have and I just got up and got all frustrated at my computer.

 

Tres bizarre.

[bishopx]

Dude stop eating Cottage Cheese...not just because of the dreams, but because it's cottage cheese.

[hum-an-ole]

Lucid dreams... That reminds me of Vanilla Sky.

Me too. I love that movie.

 

During the summer I had a series of dreams that all connected. They always had a toilet involved for some reason and everytime I tried to use it, I always noticed something wrong with it, so that I couldn't use it.

 

Towards the end of these dreams, the world was ending. Planes were falling out of the sky and I saw dead people inside of them on fire...things like that. I was pretty scary. The last dream of this kind, the world was ending again, but I knew I was dreaming, in my dream, so I wasn't afraid. Then I went to the washroom, saw something wrong with the toilet, turned around and reminded myself that it was a dream, turned around again, saw it was ok and used it. This was the final dream of this kind.

 

I thought about these dreams a lot because they were so vivid, intrusive and disturbing. The strange thing is, they ended the day after I broke up with my boyfriend and he moved out. I think in some way, the toilets not being usable were a symbol of me not being in control of something (my relationship/life) and the world ending was representing a big change in my life. Once things changed the dreams stopped.

 

I love dreams, even scary ones.

[little miss sunshine]

Dude stop eating Cottage Cheese...not just because of the dreams, but because it's cottage cheese.

Cottage cheese is fantastic and so you should take your comment back!

[ecnarf]

Last dream I remember having involved something about me being in the army. Some desert sort of place. Face to face with "enemy", pull out pistol, safety on. Pull trigger. Click. Enemy smiles. Pull back on safety switch, kill motherfucker.

 

Avoid use of prepositions.

[Crusader]

Lame dream but umm yeah I dreamed I went on Facebook and then someone surprised me. I don't know why I was outside in the snow either.

[Stryfe]

I had a dream about my cousin who recently died. We weren't that close but it's left me stunned and confused. She looked very annoyed and was berating me about something but she was mute, I couldn't hear a word she said. My face was completely devoid of expression and I replied "It's the metamorphosis of my being." Then I kissed her quickly once on the lips, and she fell back with a stunned, sad look on her face. I dreamt this the night before the funeral. I haven't slept well in days.

[little miss sunshine]

Sorry to hear about that. Dreams about deceased love ones are the strangest and hardest to deal with. Believe me, it will get easier.

[Prometheon]

I had a dream that I was Omega Red from X-Men and I was trying to escape from this crazy compound where I was imprisoned. I was being chased by a ton of other mutants, and kept tripping them up with my tentacles or by throwing stuff at them. Eventually, I made it outside the compound, and was sneaking around the perimeter, looking for the best direction to run in. I see one last female patrolling the grounds looking for me.

 

She sees me, and her mutant power is TO TURN INTO A FUCKING T-REX! The giant dinosaur starts charging at me, and I feel as if I'm doomed, but when it reaches me, it embraces me with it's useless forearms and we share a tender hug. Then I wake up.

[little miss sunshine]

Seriously? You're funny.

[bishopx]

Owen, your dream is one of the coolest fucking dreams ever, Tovarisch.

 

 

I had my usual string of nightmares last night, but somewhere I dreamt that My Ex was trying to reconcile....and wouldn't leave me alone...everywhere I went, she'd show up. I woke up in a cold sweat...next to the girl, and hugged her so tight, she woke up...

 

That was just to real...after having done my pennance in hell...no way do I want to go back.

[dancing_invisible]

I dreampt my best friend from high school and I were playing a game of ultimate against the two most athletic guys from school. It wasn't an ordinary game of ultimate though. It started out that way, and Jeff and I were kicking ass, but then the two guys starting casting some kind of fudged up magic spells on us. Kyle, one of the guys, sent some kind of lightning bolt into Jeff, making him drop to the ground, then the two guys together summoned like 6 black shadowy demon things which would punch or jump on the ground and send a black energy wave over the grass... Somehow, I knew to jump over it, but Jeff was wouldn't from the lightning shit and the black pulse killed him instantly. The point of the game at this point was to kill me so I tried rinning away, but there was invisible walls keeping me in the playing feild. I ended up dodging my way to Kyle and punching his ass in the face, which made those black demon shits go away. Kyle then tried to throw the frisby to Rob, who was running towards me, but I caught it and then punched Kyle in the face again. After Kyle was down for the count, Rob was about 6 or 7 feet infront of me. He started taunting me, so I wound up and shot the frisby right into his fucgly face, and he starting blubbering like a baby. I basically ran up and beat the shit out of him after than, then I woke up.

 

Phsychoanalysis: I miss school, but hate jocks, and haven't seen Jeff in a long time. Oh, and I play WAY too much D&D/video games/Magic.

[Crusader]

i was talking with this girl i know but everything around me was weird. i dont know, i can't remember dreams too well but maybe i should write them down or something. i couldnt hear her all i could hear was trucks or something. then i dreamt i was on facebook...? wow, too much facebook.

[clickarmy]

Last one I had was crazy. Started out arriving in vancouver by boat(don't know where I was coming from) and met a group of close friends downtown. There was some sort of large firework style mob, and the streets were packed. A couple of my friends were wearing pink animal costumes. One of my friends ended up falling onto this guy and puking all over him (he was really drunk). This puke victim ended up getting trampled by the mob and died. For some reason I thought this was our fault so we came back to my house, put his dead body under the couch cushions, sat on the couch and started playing mario party for N64(WTF!). Then the dream turned into this weird mall experience where everyone was in a gang who's colour was yellow. Myself being the only person wearing no yellow, I spent the rest of my night fending off attacks that eventually consumed me.

[borntohula]

you know how lately with movies, a lot of them are remakes? two nights ago, i dreamt that i was in a video store and found an original version of "happy feet". done with real penguins. don't ask me why. i haven't even seen "happy feet," and the fact that it exists kindof angers me... so i found it all very confusing... but funny at the same time.

[sodamntired]

the last few nights, i have had very intense dreams. intense in that i woke up and wasn't sure if they actually happened or not. each of these dreams involved me wooing a female, with fantastic results. i'll not detail what happended in these dreams for fear of eliminating them from actually happening, and me saying, "whoa...deja vu!"

 

because that is what i think deja vu is. you have a dream you sort of, kind of remember, then it actually happens in real life.

[Prometheon]

Actually, scientists are pretty sure it's when your visual system has a tiny little glitch so instead of the signals from each eye hitting your brain simultaneously for processing, one is delayed by a fraction of a second, thereby making your brain think it saw the same thing twice (even though it was only miliseconds apart.)

[ecnarf]

Miniputt suicide.

 

That was pretty fucked up.

[sodamntired]

Actually, scientists are pretty sure it's when your visual system has a tiny little glitch so instead of the signals from each eye hitting your brain simultaneously for processing, one is delayed by a fraction of a second, thereby making your brain think it saw the same thing twice (even though it was only miliseconds apart.)

i've heard its also when they change something in the matrix

[Stryfe]

This one's kind of stupid, but here goes... I find my self sitting on a rather large hill, covered in soft green grass. Infront of me, looking discarded, is a rather shabby wooden box. I look up and I see a man strolling up the hill to greet me. I've never met this man and strangely enough he seems an aweful lot like william shatner, both in his mannerisims and speech. He sits down infront of me and gestures ostentatiously towards the table. He holds his right hand over the box, it starts to shake and with a flourish three inky black shadow-made-substance newts appear. Puzzled and amazed I ask him:

"How did you do that?"

With a smirk he replies, "I don't know."

But I KNOW he's lying to me just to annoy. I reach onto the box to touch one of the newts and as if my hand was a flame it melts into itself. Like plastic in a camp fire. I look up and judging by his expression 'William' clearly did not expect that to happen. He rises quickly and tries to make a hasty getaway, but I knock the box aside and catch him by the arm. Slowly In a low voice I inquire:

"How did I do that?"

and a visibly shaken 'william' quickly replies, "I don't know!"

I let my grip slacken and he retreats down the hill.

[hum-an-ole]

I dreamt that I went to Europe for a party (?!?) and stole a friend's mom's van and crashed it. My alarm clock woke me up before I had to suffer any consequences thankfully.