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Or a Corvette. That's what I always tell people (read: women who don't understand cars). But nobody gets it. You might as well say a Ferrari is a penis extension. But they're not, they're works of art. Or if you're Jeremy Clarkson, "a scaled down version of God".

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FOUND IT!.....

ok.

 

 

i contacted a company called stripper (strippernet.com) and they allow rental of girls for parties... what the girls do is completely up to them. he said they're regular rate is $200 for 2 hours, but if i wanted 150 women, he said the $1000/each could have them for all 12 hours.

a banquet hall in pan pacific was quoted at $11,500 for 12 hours including 50 bottles of champagne. they said they could outsource the whole wall to wall bed thing, and their events guy would get back to me, he got in touch with me about 2 hours later and said probably close to $25,000 for the beds, including delivery, set up, removal and washing. he said $24,000 if he could join in. i declined. so its $25,000.

fantasy factory quoted 150 sex toy gift baskets at $200 each, but also said they would donate 50 more and all the condoms i needed if i would hang banners throughout the banquet hall. so that brings the overall pice down to $150. so $30,000 for that.

i called a few production companies... the best quote i got was for 3 cameras, lights, grips, labour, editing and finishing of 12 hours worth of footage to be close to $13,750.

 

a whopping grand total of:

 

$230,250

 

 

 

pretty much leaves me with two options... either reinvest the remaining $19,750 and try to make over $250,000 with it in a very short time (not impossible, but highly unlikely) or use that 20g's for research into finding a cure for previously unknown STDs that were created, and then just pay back the 1/4 mil from an equity loan on my house.

 

needless to say, its been an eventful day.

You are a scaled-down version of God.

 

 

 

i knew that 'search' tool would come in useful one day.

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That depends whether I'm selling myself to men or women.

 

Factors involved:

 

If I'm selling myself to men, I'll need to take drugs in order to save myself from mental scarring.

 

If I'm selling myself to ugly women, ditto. That'll cut back on profit.

 

Question: Is it okay to stand out on a street corner with a sign around your neck saying "No fat chicks"?

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Girls will claim that they're penis cars, but they're not.  They're suburban status symbols, not nearly the same as a penis car.

Well, they're penis cars in the sense that if you own one, then there's an 80% chance that you're compensating for a small penis.

i find that probably 50% of the current H2/H3 owners are female, whereas 100% of H1 owners are males.

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