Jump to content
matrix

Top Five...

By matrix, in Open Discussion

Recommended Posts

ecnarf

ecnarf

Posted
Posted

Top five SNL Celebrity Jeopardy lines:

 

5:

 

"Suck it, Trebek. Suck it hard and suck it long."

 

4:

"That's a nice suit there, Trebek."

"Why... thank you."

"Is it wool?"

"Yes, it is."

"It must have been expensive."

"No, actually, it was quite reasonable."

"Where did you get it?"

"This place called [whatever] down on 14th. Go there, ask for Gary. Tell him I sent you."

"One last question."

"Yes?"

"Do they make them for men?"

 

3:

 

"We would have accepted bow-wow or ruff."

"Rough! Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek."

 

2:

 

"What's that?"

"I found this backstage. It's funny, see. Because it's bigger than a regular hat."

 

1:

 

"What's the sound a doggy makes?"

"Moo."

"I'm sorry that's incorrect."

"Well that's the sound your mother made last night."

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Moonlight_Graham

Moonlight_Graham

Posted
Posted
Let's take a moment of silence to remember Dave Cockrum who passed away this week, the creator of the New X-Men (Colossus, Banshe, Storm, Nightcrawler,Kitty Pryde, Thunderbird, and Wolverine)who paved the way for what the X-Men are today.

 

Peace, Love, and Good Journey...

 

Omega Red is a kick ass villain

oh fuck!!! Didn't know that, RIP Dave. He's one of my favorite all-time artists. Wasn't he co-creator though, with Len Wein who wrote Giant-SizeX-Men #1 (and Wein created Wolverine beforehand with whoever drew that issue of Hulk).

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Prometheon

Prometheon

Posted
Posted

Awesome list, Adam, but I would have worked in these two somewhere.

 

"I feel like I'm in a Raisen Bran commercial! Two scoops of fruit!"

 

Trebek: Of SImon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.

Connery: I garfunkeled your mother.

 

And when he's doing "household objects," too. "It's a frigging hammer!!!!!!!!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Prometheon

Prometheon

Posted
Posted (edited)

Actually, you're wrong. He says "Trebick," which, following the structure of a limerick, would make "peck" wrong. I'm 99% sure it was Trebick, not Trebeck.

 

Edit: They have so many of them on YouTube, but not the one in question...

Edited by Prometheon
Link to comment
Share on other sites
ecnarf

ecnarf

Posted
Posted
LOL, I am missing out! I think there needs to be some YouTubing done tonight.

DC++ is a better source. Much better quality, and you have full clips instead of those stupid mashups.

 

And it downloads faster.

 

Goooo university campuses!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
bishopx

bishopx

Posted
Posted

Top 5 Sci Fi Cartoons(Not to be confused with Comic Book Cartoons)

 

5)Force Five (Grandizer, Starvengers,Gaiking,Danguard Ace, and Spacekateers)

 

4)Galaxy Rangers

 

3)Battle of The Planets (Gatchaman)

 

2)Robotech

 

1)Starblazers

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.

  I accept