Christmas Present Awesome-o-meter

[ecnarf]

Numbers 1 and 2 were good but number three made me want to vomit in my mouth.

[supercanuk]

Yah i dont think anybody really liked the third, but two good godfather's are still better then any of the number of star wars that came out lol

[Hyphnip]

haha i loved the background, tim.

...thats the carpet in my bedroom.

[Some Random]

haha i loved the background, tim.

...thats the carpet in my bedroom.

snap! do you have slot machines and a blackjack table in there too ;)

[ecnarf]

Also, a 2G 'Lac on dubs and a team of hookers?

[Hyphnip]

...I don't get these jokes. and zebra print carpet makes da ladies go nuts!

[Sparq]

Only when it's on the inside of a cargo van.

[Hyphnip]

well, in all fairness, my brother picked out the carpet when the house burnt down and it was his room. I've got no complaints really.

[Lauren]

i think it's awesome.

[Some Random]

awesome like cocaine and mirrorballs?

[Kumquat]

My family and I opened presents at midnight and among other sweet things, I got seasons 3 and 4 of Scrubs, Jonny Lang's new CD, the new Anna Sui perfume, and a Razor.

 

I was spoiled...soooo, I give the collective present haul a 493890534890756/10.

Edited December 25, 2006 by Kumquat

[Lauren]

i love anything made by anna sui.

[Crusader]

I played that new zelda game from like 10 to almost 5am. fuck, i feel like throwin up.

 

awesome out of 10.

[Prometheon]

Dude, I could NOT CATCH A FISH for that fucking cat. I felt like such a tool.

[Hyphnip]

1) Xandi: Scrubs is teh AWESOME!

2) Anton: is that 10 am to 5 am or 10 pm to 5 am?

3) Owen: To catch the fish you need to get back the babys cradle. how you do that is climb up the pillar with the vines on the side, and follow the rocks to the right. from there you'll see the monkey across from you jumping up and down with the cradle. use the grass in front of you to summon that hawk thing and then aim him at the monkey. the hawk will bring you back the cradle which you take to the pregnant woman and she'll give you the fishing rod. to catch the fish, as soon as the bobber goes under, lift up the Wiimote in the air and hold it there, you'll catch the fish then. I think you have to do it twice.

 

 

I'm a nerd... *sigh*

[Sparq]

1st season Reno 911. Score.

 

Also, wiper blades.

[Lauren]

digital camera (which means more pictures of me), matching hat scarf and mitts, kickass M*A*S*H pajamas, lots of socks (most of them have pink on them), chocolate, shoeboot things for the great outdoors (or the campus when it gets icy and slippery because the people who designed it didn't anticipate any precipitation in ottawa), scratch tickets and tim hortons gift certificates. i won 4 dollars on the scratch tickets.

 

23.78/21.4

[Some Random]

i'm instituting a policy of "please don't buy me clothes cuz chances are it's gonna be something that i wouldn't possibly wear" policy from now on.

[Prometheon]

Tim: I already did that! I had the rod, it was in the water, the fish would swim all around it, and NONE would bite. I did it for literally 20 minutes with no luck. Do I need bait or something?

[Hyphnip]

thats weird... I don't know what to tell you. the bobber didn't go down at all? (I had trouble figuring out the fishing at first too so I'm thinking of all the problems I had)

[Audio of Being]

My parents surprised me with:

Cashmere lined leather gloves

A Red Cashmere scarf.

 

Rating 10/10

[saturnine]

are you sure those weren't for your sister?

[ecnarf]

I got toothpaste. I already have a tube of the same variety.

 

God I love Christmas. This sure beats the stack of paper I got a few years ago.

 

EDIT: Holy fuck this is the first year I didn't get socks, and the first year where more socks would actually be useful.

Edited December 25, 2006 by ecnarf

[Crusader]

1) Xandi: Scrubs is teh AWESOME!

2) Anton: is that 10 am to 5 am or 10 pm to 5 am?

3) Owen: To catch the fish you need to get back the babys cradle. how you do that is climb up the pillar with the vines on the side, and follow the rocks to the right. from there you'll see the monkey across from you jumping up and down with the cradle. use the grass in front of you to summon that hawk thing and then aim him at the monkey. the hawk will bring you back the cradle which you take to the pregnant woman and she'll give you the fishing rod. to catch the fish, as soon as the bobber goes under, lift up the Wiimote in the air and hold it there, you'll catch the fish then. I think you have to do it twice.

 

 

I'm a nerd... *sigh*

10pm to 5am.

 

And I'm in the forest temple on the 4th or 5th monkey.

[Muran]

The haul was pleasant this year:

* An angbao containing $100

* A Badtz Badtz plushie - Boxing style!

* A couple of bath bombs

* a black beater-tanktop from Bebe

* The Chosen Collection, Buffy The Vampire Slayer DVD set

* A "Totally Outrageous Drinking Games" set

 

I'll give it a 7/10, not a lot of thought was put into the gifts this year.