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Oh really? You wanna go and, you know, like, grab a beer with me or something? My god I've been waiting for you to say that for so long I just don't know what to say. I'm so happy. Oh, validation! Finally, my unrequited love for you has been ended with such a warm embrace.

you're a prick

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Stephen Hawking is not only still in his chair, but he's at a strip club getting a lapdance, he has a special chair, fitted with lights, and an ATM that responds to his commands...if it's Adam wiggling in his chair, he shoots out pound notes...if it's an actual woman...he shoots at fives...

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I can't believe you wouldn't let us innocently laugh at the thought of a cripple falling out of his chair.

 

Example: How would he call for help? Odds are he'd say "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" but without his computer voice he is nothing.

 

Fact: One of his ex-wives' ex-husbands was on the team that designed and built his computer voice box.

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